When my plane landed in the night on the runway months ago I was very nervous that I was going to have to talk myself into moving. That I would have to coach myself out of the sad tears that still easily fall when I think of all the family time I got to have while home. When people ask me what the best part of America was, my response is not the food, or the roads, or the service at restaurants that is so many people's go to response. Mine, without even thinking about it, was, and still is, "seeing my brother everyday."
But I didn't. Didn't have to coach myself out of the tears that is. I just simply grabbed my carry on bag and a beautiful feeling of relief washed over me as they opened the cabin doors and the Zambian air filled my lungs for the first time in six weeks. I was happy to be home. Which was strange, because I was pretty sure that I had just left home. Just left my brother's warm embrace, the sound of my dad's laughter and the smell of my mom's hug.
But I thought of none of those things as I gathered my luggage. I was only happy to be home. And I have been happy to be home ever since.
My third year is, so far, the best year of my service. I am the happiest and the most at peace with myself I have ever been in my whole life. I don't really think that this feeling has anything to do with one thing, more a sign of aging gracefully.
I thought that leaving Kansas would be much harder, because I was so stressed about going in the first place. I gave myself horrible anxiety over the whole thing. Not eating and loosing weight before going there, convincing myself no one would be happy to see me and friends wouldn't even remember who I was.
Instead, friends drove hours to hug me, share their stories and listen to mine. One friend and I talked everyday, just like we used to two years ago. My heart sang during every call. Instead people went out of their way to greet me in WalMart and tell me how happy they were to see me. Instead, strangers didn't hesitate to tell me how proud they were of me for what I was doing and how brave of a young woman they found me to be.
I was so worried, and for nothing. Love is apparently everywhere, even when you aren't looking for it.
My boyfriend and I also broke up while I was home. I was worried that being back in Zambia would be hard and awful since I had come to depend on him as an ally in this PC game.
I was again worried that I since all of my close PC friends had not extended, and I was without that boy that I would be lonely often. Instead, because of my new job, I get to have great conversations with new PCVs everyday. I spend more time laughing and smiling than I ever had before, and I consider myself to be a pretty giggly girl. Some day, I will be one of those beautiful old women with those lovely laugh lines on one of those faces that instantly puts you at ease.
I also was lucky enough to be home during the passing of a very dear friend. Through her passing I have learned no ends to the power of gratitude. It is really hard to have a bad day when you remember that you have so much to be thankful for, and we do all have SO much to be thankful for.
Throughout the month of July I decided that I was going to do a month of gratitude. I put a post it note on every day to remind myself to write something I was thankful for that day. "A job that I willingly wake up at 6:00am on a Saturday for." "Nights that leave evidence of mischief around your house that makes you smile the next morning." "Alex." "Julie." "Indoor plumbing."
Thank you Katie, for gifting me this new found sense of clarity and peace. You'll never know how much I think about you and how much I have learned through your passing. Thanks for taking a large chunk of the fear out of new beginnings. All I feel is thankful that I still get to have new beginnings.
August 11, 2012
June 9, 2012
What I Binge On
There are some songs right now that I just seriously can not get enough of. I can't help it. I could listen to them over and over and over again.
Gotye~ Somebody That I Used To Know This one starts in my little toes and before I know it my whole body is moving in this really awkward way to match this beat. If that wasn't good enough, I can feel myself relax as the song goes on. Plus this video is seriously stellar!
Olly Murs~ Dance With Me Tonight Full blown wiggle party in the making! I dance like no one is watching no matter who is watching, which I think is the way it is supposed to be anyway. In my fantasy life I am constantly a member of a flash mob, and this song is dying to have one created around it. Even the video knows it.
Fun.~ We Are Young This is a song that you scream at the top of your lungs at the end of the night with all of your best friends singing and dancing along side you. Memories are made to this song. I am ashamed to admit how much I have listened to it since I have been back in America. Thankfully people at the gym forgive my swaying and epic dance moves as it plays on and on! The good news...the rest of their album is, well, FUN!
Fun.~ Some Nights It is the opening hook. It was out of my hands from the start.
Christina Perri~ Distance Again, the amount of times that I have listened to this song since discovery is a bit embarrassing, and that was before I discovered that my main squeeze Mraz was involved. She is lovely, but I am quite jealous of her.
Jason Mraz~ 93 Million Miles And as I get ready to leave for Zambia again, I am making this song my mantra. "You can always come back home."
Gotye~ Somebody That I Used To Know This one starts in my little toes and before I know it my whole body is moving in this really awkward way to match this beat. If that wasn't good enough, I can feel myself relax as the song goes on. Plus this video is seriously stellar!
Olly Murs~ Dance With Me Tonight Full blown wiggle party in the making! I dance like no one is watching no matter who is watching, which I think is the way it is supposed to be anyway. In my fantasy life I am constantly a member of a flash mob, and this song is dying to have one created around it. Even the video knows it.
Fun.~ We Are Young This is a song that you scream at the top of your lungs at the end of the night with all of your best friends singing and dancing along side you. Memories are made to this song. I am ashamed to admit how much I have listened to it since I have been back in America. Thankfully people at the gym forgive my swaying and epic dance moves as it plays on and on! The good news...the rest of their album is, well, FUN!
Fun.~ Some Nights It is the opening hook. It was out of my hands from the start.
Christina Perri~ Distance Again, the amount of times that I have listened to this song since discovery is a bit embarrassing, and that was before I discovered that my main squeeze Mraz was involved. She is lovely, but I am quite jealous of her.
Jason Mraz~ 93 Million Miles And as I get ready to leave for Zambia again, I am making this song my mantra. "You can always come back home."
May 19, 2012
Rule #1: Life Is Short
Winter came early this week for one of the loveliest flowers that the sun has ever been gifted enough to shine on. Her name is Katie and for many years in my youth she was one of the best friends I ever had. Her spunk and silliness was unparalleled and she was always the girl I wanted in my corner if life got rough. Many mornings we carpooled together and got what most people get out of their morning Starbucks simply from listening to Britney Spears. It is because of this relationship that I am the way I am today.
Katie often made sure that she was heard and when requesting advice from her I knew that it would come from her heart and be well plotted out before it came out of the mouth that was so often formed into a huge smile. This week, even when Katie wasn’t able to give me answers to all of the questions I had for her she still taught me a lot. I know that the lessons below are just the beginning of what she had to say, because when someone passes that young and fights so hard they had more to teach than we will ever know.
• Life is short and very fragile.
• Life is not fair. At all. Ever.
• You always have far more fight in you than anyone gives you credit for.
• The space in between an old friends arms’ is an incredible place to let tears fall. (Thank you in advance for all of the shirt sleeves that will absorb my tears in the week to come. And thank you very much for those who have sleeves that my tears have already dried on.)
• Even when you think you have nothing left to give, you can keep fighting.
• Forgiveness is important.
• Even if you think it matters, most of the time it doesn’t. At all. Gratitude and enjoyment are the only things that do matter.
• The Universe is unfolding exactly as it should. Even if you don’t know it yet. Even if you don’t agree with it.
Katie, you will be on my mind for many many months to come. I am so sorry that you had to go so young. You were a beautiful spirit and you are missed. Rest in peace sweet girl.
I think most of all, I have been humbled by the random acts of, well kindness isn't even the right word. This last week, I have seen more graciousness than I have in my entire life. From people who don't, or barely, know me. This side, the very best side, of humanity is a life-changing thing to see. I hope to be the kind of person who deserves such thoughtful, mind-boggling generosity. ~Katie Reve Kalmer (March 10, 2011)
Katie often made sure that she was heard and when requesting advice from her I knew that it would come from her heart and be well plotted out before it came out of the mouth that was so often formed into a huge smile. This week, even when Katie wasn’t able to give me answers to all of the questions I had for her she still taught me a lot. I know that the lessons below are just the beginning of what she had to say, because when someone passes that young and fights so hard they had more to teach than we will ever know.
• Life is short and very fragile.
• Life is not fair. At all. Ever.
• You always have far more fight in you than anyone gives you credit for.
• The space in between an old friends arms’ is an incredible place to let tears fall. (Thank you in advance for all of the shirt sleeves that will absorb my tears in the week to come. And thank you very much for those who have sleeves that my tears have already dried on.)
• Even when you think you have nothing left to give, you can keep fighting.
• Forgiveness is important.
• Even if you think it matters, most of the time it doesn’t. At all. Gratitude and enjoyment are the only things that do matter.
• The Universe is unfolding exactly as it should. Even if you don’t know it yet. Even if you don’t agree with it.
Katie, you will be on my mind for many many months to come. I am so sorry that you had to go so young. You were a beautiful spirit and you are missed. Rest in peace sweet girl.
I think most of all, I have been humbled by the random acts of, well kindness isn't even the right word. This last week, I have seen more graciousness than I have in my entire life. From people who don't, or barely, know me. This side, the very best side, of humanity is a life-changing thing to see. I hope to be the kind of person who deserves such thoughtful, mind-boggling generosity. ~Katie Reve Kalmer (March 10, 2011)
April 18, 2012
My Wish Song
In the village I have become obsessed with past and present podcasts of This American Life. I listen to one every morning during breakfast and while I wash my dishes. The podcasts suck up an hour of seemingly endless time. This American Life has the ability to hold my attention for the full hour, which is a task that is becoming increasingly more difficult with my old age, and Ira Glass has a really sexy voice.
I currently have about 3 years worth of the podcasts on my iPod, and through my daily listenings I recently made it to the August 8th, 2010 issue, entitled Promised Land. It is the introduction to Promised Land that has me writing tonight. Sexy Ira opens the episode by explaining the wish song.
The wish song is the first song that the main character in any musical sings solo. Think back to your Disney watching days and you will be able to mentally catalog a whole slew of wish songs. (Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, and Aladdin) The wish song is what sets you, the viewer, up to know just what it is the main character is going to be striving for in the next 90 minutes of your movie watching life.
So, on this sleepless night, Ira has got me thinking about what my Wish Song might be about. During my Peace Corps service I have had many wish songs. Sometimes multiple ones in a day.
• I wish to hope that I am actually only about to fart and not shit my pants
• I wish the rain would wait just 10 more minutes
• I wish a girl would magically show up and want to get water for me
• I wish I could fall asleep without needing to know what that creepy noise in the other room is
But on this breezy night, just a few days before I leave the village for good, I know that my wish songs, more often than not, are about wanting to be in two places at once.
I am so happy with how everything went with my service and I am happy that I was lucky enough to honestly LOVE my village and my time there. That being said, I am ready for a change, and am excited about moving into town. I want to soak up these last few days, but I also want to be done and in town.
I love being alone in my bed like this right now. Writing away, naked, with only the light from my headlamp lighting up the room. But it also wouldn’t be awful if I was in a different bed, tangled up in the arms of someone with southern charm.
OR, I could be back in my bed, in America! On a spring mattress knowing that Momma Julie will have French Toast ready for me when I emerge in the morning. It is so hard not to want to be two places at once.
OR, it could be morning time and I could be sitting in my host family’s compound eating mangoes and peanut with my Amai and Atate while my beloved Mesa sits at my feet as the rain rolls in.
OR, I could be all alone in the village with everyone else at school or in the fields and I could go my whole morning only hearing Ira’s voice and the occasional swear word that escapes me.
It is so hard to not want to be two places at once.
I spent a lot of time at the beginning of my service worrying about two things at once. 1. What the hell am I doing here? 2. What am I going to do when I am done here? Then, somewhere in the middle of it all I started to realize that I needed to focus on only one place at one time and picked Zambia over America. I maintained that mindset for quite a while. Now that my time in the village is coming to a close it isn’t a frantic sense of urgency that has me wanting to be in more than one place at once. It is more like a lovely appreciation for all of the places that I have been lucky enough to of called mine over the past two years. It seems more like nostalgia than longing if that makes sense.
Then I remember that the Universe has lots more in store and that none of these places have ever really been mine. They were all of ours, and I thank you all so much for coming along with me on all of these adventures and being so supportive throughout my time here.
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
~Little Mermaid~
I currently have about 3 years worth of the podcasts on my iPod, and through my daily listenings I recently made it to the August 8th, 2010 issue, entitled Promised Land. It is the introduction to Promised Land that has me writing tonight. Sexy Ira opens the episode by explaining the wish song.
The wish song is the first song that the main character in any musical sings solo. Think back to your Disney watching days and you will be able to mentally catalog a whole slew of wish songs. (Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, and Aladdin) The wish song is what sets you, the viewer, up to know just what it is the main character is going to be striving for in the next 90 minutes of your movie watching life.
So, on this sleepless night, Ira has got me thinking about what my Wish Song might be about. During my Peace Corps service I have had many wish songs. Sometimes multiple ones in a day.
• I wish to hope that I am actually only about to fart and not shit my pants
• I wish the rain would wait just 10 more minutes
• I wish a girl would magically show up and want to get water for me
• I wish I could fall asleep without needing to know what that creepy noise in the other room is
But on this breezy night, just a few days before I leave the village for good, I know that my wish songs, more often than not, are about wanting to be in two places at once.
I am so happy with how everything went with my service and I am happy that I was lucky enough to honestly LOVE my village and my time there. That being said, I am ready for a change, and am excited about moving into town. I want to soak up these last few days, but I also want to be done and in town.
I love being alone in my bed like this right now. Writing away, naked, with only the light from my headlamp lighting up the room. But it also wouldn’t be awful if I was in a different bed, tangled up in the arms of someone with southern charm.
OR, I could be back in my bed, in America! On a spring mattress knowing that Momma Julie will have French Toast ready for me when I emerge in the morning. It is so hard not to want to be two places at once.
OR, it could be morning time and I could be sitting in my host family’s compound eating mangoes and peanut with my Amai and Atate while my beloved Mesa sits at my feet as the rain rolls in.
OR, I could be all alone in the village with everyone else at school or in the fields and I could go my whole morning only hearing Ira’s voice and the occasional swear word that escapes me.
It is so hard to not want to be two places at once.
I spent a lot of time at the beginning of my service worrying about two things at once. 1. What the hell am I doing here? 2. What am I going to do when I am done here? Then, somewhere in the middle of it all I started to realize that I needed to focus on only one place at one time and picked Zambia over America. I maintained that mindset for quite a while. Now that my time in the village is coming to a close it isn’t a frantic sense of urgency that has me wanting to be in more than one place at once. It is more like a lovely appreciation for all of the places that I have been lucky enough to of called mine over the past two years. It seems more like nostalgia than longing if that makes sense.
Then I remember that the Universe has lots more in store and that none of these places have ever really been mine. They were all of ours, and I thank you all so much for coming along with me on all of these adventures and being so supportive throughout my time here.
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
~Little Mermaid~
April 1, 2012
In Another Life
Just the other day I was sitting on the stoop of my hut reading a book. Simple enough for an American girl, but it is a privilege that no other woman in my village is privy to. Sure there are a few that could string the sounds of these English words together into something you and I could recognize but, for them, there would be very little comprehension.
The background noise that pulled me from my bookworm trace was the giggling of 3 of my girls as they kicked around the small football that my brother brought with him on his visit. For some reason, it was in this moment, after two year here, that finally got me to wondering how different my own life would be had I been born in this Zambian village and not some farm in rural Kansas.
Since the very beginning of my time here in the village I have taken comfort in the many parallels between life here and life in my small town Riley. Atate (Dad) still knows everyone and everyone is pretty quick to tell him all of the good and bad that I have been up to. Not at all that different than my life in Riley, where Pappa Tom used to know that I skipped school before I knew that I was thinking about skipping school. It still seems, at times, that there are more cows than people, and instead of Mamma Julie yelling at pigs for tearing up her flowers or ruining our nice things my Amai (Mom) is yelling at goats.
Just like a small town, people are still fucking people that they shouldn’t be, thinking that no one knows about it, meanwhile the gossip of it all is spreading faster than a bushfire. Which is how I know that I would still enjoy gossip no matter which side of the tracks I was born on. There are the: dirty kids, rich kids, unfortunate kids, dumb kids, class clown kids, the smart kids, and the kids that are too smart for their own good. All of the above demographics of my high school existence, but where would I fit in? What would I be like?
When you start to ponder this question you become very aware of how much education influences the things that you are interested in. When you ask a village girl/woman the question, “What do you like to do?”, the answers are always the same. “I like to cook nsima, sweep the yard, collect firewood, wash clothes or do laundry.” Since coming to Zambia, I would list, reading, writing, running and listening to music.
By itself he ability to read has pretty much completely changed my life. Reading kept me in school, which lead me into running. Running has really done a lot to shape me into the person I am. It helped me discover an independence and courage that I am not sure I would have unlocked without running. It helped to give me a taste for travel that has sent me many places.
Lately I have been using reading to explore books that help me unlock the kind of person that I want to be about religion and self-discovery. The self discovery has given me the confidence to be comfortable in my skin. I have also been very into biographies of musicians from the past, which have helped me explore different ways of expressing myself, and well as unleashing a new understanding of a lot of the music I have come to love here in country.
The courage from running and all of the confidence that my upbringing has instilled in me brings us to the issue of my personality. I am loud, really giggly, and getting progressively sillier as my time in Zambia grows. The silliness could be attributed to my ever declining maturity, but I think I am just growing more into myself and I am always keeping company that continues to cultivate silliness. I have never been too timid to tell you to fuck off if I think that you need to hear it. I enjoy talking about sex. I love watching sports, and I’d rather hang with guys than ladies.
If I was born into a Zambian village, most of these traits would not be allowed in my culture. I would be expected to keep my mouth shut. Not make eye contact when looking at people that I am talking to, which implies submissive behavior. The only time I hear girls tell someone to fuck off is when they have been waiting in line at the borehole for hours and someone tries to cut them in line. (I have seen it happen, and yes it is awesome!) Girls and women don’t really have time to be silly because they are doing all of the required chores. And they really only have fellow female friends because they are always doing chores together.
In the end I am very thankful for my two years here. I got to see the best things that this world has to offer. My Zambian village life has afforded me the gift of my digressing maturity which has actually helped me view all worlds with more child like wonder and innocence. And that is probably the best thing about Zambian women everywhere. They always laughed with me and even at me. Coloring books and fingernail polish excites them all the same, from age 6 to 66 they love all things silly and have shown American Maggie that the world needs more of that.
The background noise that pulled me from my bookworm trace was the giggling of 3 of my girls as they kicked around the small football that my brother brought with him on his visit. For some reason, it was in this moment, after two year here, that finally got me to wondering how different my own life would be had I been born in this Zambian village and not some farm in rural Kansas.
Since the very beginning of my time here in the village I have taken comfort in the many parallels between life here and life in my small town Riley. Atate (Dad) still knows everyone and everyone is pretty quick to tell him all of the good and bad that I have been up to. Not at all that different than my life in Riley, where Pappa Tom used to know that I skipped school before I knew that I was thinking about skipping school. It still seems, at times, that there are more cows than people, and instead of Mamma Julie yelling at pigs for tearing up her flowers or ruining our nice things my Amai (Mom) is yelling at goats.
Just like a small town, people are still fucking people that they shouldn’t be, thinking that no one knows about it, meanwhile the gossip of it all is spreading faster than a bushfire. Which is how I know that I would still enjoy gossip no matter which side of the tracks I was born on. There are the: dirty kids, rich kids, unfortunate kids, dumb kids, class clown kids, the smart kids, and the kids that are too smart for their own good. All of the above demographics of my high school existence, but where would I fit in? What would I be like?
When you start to ponder this question you become very aware of how much education influences the things that you are interested in. When you ask a village girl/woman the question, “What do you like to do?”, the answers are always the same. “I like to cook nsima, sweep the yard, collect firewood, wash clothes or do laundry.” Since coming to Zambia, I would list, reading, writing, running and listening to music.
By itself he ability to read has pretty much completely changed my life. Reading kept me in school, which lead me into running. Running has really done a lot to shape me into the person I am. It helped me discover an independence and courage that I am not sure I would have unlocked without running. It helped to give me a taste for travel that has sent me many places.
Lately I have been using reading to explore books that help me unlock the kind of person that I want to be about religion and self-discovery. The self discovery has given me the confidence to be comfortable in my skin. I have also been very into biographies of musicians from the past, which have helped me explore different ways of expressing myself, and well as unleashing a new understanding of a lot of the music I have come to love here in country.
The courage from running and all of the confidence that my upbringing has instilled in me brings us to the issue of my personality. I am loud, really giggly, and getting progressively sillier as my time in Zambia grows. The silliness could be attributed to my ever declining maturity, but I think I am just growing more into myself and I am always keeping company that continues to cultivate silliness. I have never been too timid to tell you to fuck off if I think that you need to hear it. I enjoy talking about sex. I love watching sports, and I’d rather hang with guys than ladies.
If I was born into a Zambian village, most of these traits would not be allowed in my culture. I would be expected to keep my mouth shut. Not make eye contact when looking at people that I am talking to, which implies submissive behavior. The only time I hear girls tell someone to fuck off is when they have been waiting in line at the borehole for hours and someone tries to cut them in line. (I have seen it happen, and yes it is awesome!) Girls and women don’t really have time to be silly because they are doing all of the required chores. And they really only have fellow female friends because they are always doing chores together.
In the end I am very thankful for my two years here. I got to see the best things that this world has to offer. My Zambian village life has afforded me the gift of my digressing maturity which has actually helped me view all worlds with more child like wonder and innocence. And that is probably the best thing about Zambian women everywhere. They always laughed with me and even at me. Coloring books and fingernail polish excites them all the same, from age 6 to 66 they love all things silly and have shown American Maggie that the world needs more of that.
March 6, 2012
And Counting
I have less than a month left in my village. It has been quite a mind fuck to say the very least. I have started having to prepare my village friends and family for my pending departure. I have also started looking through all of my things trying to figure out what will make the move with me to my third year, what will be sold in the village, and what will remain for the volunteer who will be replacing me.
I could never really explain all of the emotions that I am going through, pretty much daily, on my way out of the village. This is not the first time I have lived some where with a residency expiration date. Home: I always knew that I would leave Riley and go somewhere far away for school. My high school Geography teacher once said of his college experience, “you can’t go home if you never leave.” That was my sophomore year and I made my mind up then and there that I would not be attending Kansas State University. College: I was never staying in Hastings, NE for the rest of my life, loved it, but it was always supposed to be the setting for a short chapter. New York: summer internship. I was in and outta there in three months.
But all of those places were different. I can go back to all of those places any at just about anytime I want to. I am not going to be able to do that with my beloved village. Of course I am staying in Zambia for one more year, but it will no longer be my village. My site will be replaced; it will belong to someone else. Places are always different when you leave them. My well-traveled aunt and uncle have a rule about all of the places they go to visit; they never return to a vacation spot because they don’t want their first positive experience to be tainted by a second negative one. Of course I will go back to visit my village from time to time in my third year, but it isn’t going to be the same and I know that.
Since I only have 3 months left I haven’t been doing a lot of work because things are winding down, but that has given me a lot of time to reflect on my past two years. On how incredibly far I have come in these last two years. An amazing opportunity for reflection presented itself to me last week. It is called first site visit. New volunteers are just getting into country. They come to your village fresh off the plane, fresh from America and, for the most part, completely clueless. Exactly how I was two years ago at this time.
Except now:
• I know what all of my villagers are saying to me…and it is not because they are speaking to me in English. They are talking to me in Nyanja, and I am talking back, and we are having a conversation…IN NYANJA. Its actually pretty cool.
• I know that when you are in the middle of the bush there is nowhere for approx. 180K where you can exchange American dollars for Zambian kwacha
• I know how far 180K is in comparison to miles.
• I know how to piss in a hole in the ground without pissing on myself
• I know how to kill a chicken
• I know how to not completely panic and scream when a fucking black mamba snake is slithering its way into your hut…two nights in a row.
• I know how to light charcoal. (Fact, I knew how to do that in America, but it turns out that not everyone from America does)
• I know how to bathe out of a bucket, and come out really clean.
• I know how to clean all of my clothes using less than 20L of water.
• I can carry 20L of water on my head for far longer than the PC medical staff would ever care to know about.
• I am no longer ashamed of telling complete strangers about my bowel movements or that I piss in a bucket every night.
• And…the biggest lesson of all was realizing that it is possible to not loose my cool after my boyfriend and I decide to pay for a cab out of my village instead of biking the 18 hilly kilometers to town; only for him to realize that he left his wallet, passport and all other forms of important personal documents in my hut halfway to town leaving me to bike back to my hut, alone, while he enjoys the cab ride in, and then I bike the 18 hilly kilometers back into town…alone. Don’t worry though ladies, he had pizza and a Pepsi waiting for me when I arrived with all of his belongings. He is a good man
I say that is the biggest lesson of all because I felt like that was the true test of how far I’d come in the past 24 months. I know that 24 months ago after a weekend of pretty much babysitting four grown men in my village, all fresh from America and more clueless than most men are in general (humorous sarcasm intended), that would have totally been the last straw. Instead of loosing my cool at the thought of biking that wet, sandy and hilly path unnecessarily I took it as an awesome opportunity to be alone and think about all of bullets mentioned above, and many more.
Two years alone will do that to a girl. Two years alone makes you really appreciate every little thing. I am so excited for my third year extension. I really am. I am excited that I get to stay in Zambia for a third year, but I am going to miss the solitude of the village.
All good things must come to an end.
There is a season turn, turn, turn.
A change is gonna come…
I could never really explain all of the emotions that I am going through, pretty much daily, on my way out of the village. This is not the first time I have lived some where with a residency expiration date. Home: I always knew that I would leave Riley and go somewhere far away for school. My high school Geography teacher once said of his college experience, “you can’t go home if you never leave.” That was my sophomore year and I made my mind up then and there that I would not be attending Kansas State University. College: I was never staying in Hastings, NE for the rest of my life, loved it, but it was always supposed to be the setting for a short chapter. New York: summer internship. I was in and outta there in three months.
But all of those places were different. I can go back to all of those places any at just about anytime I want to. I am not going to be able to do that with my beloved village. Of course I am staying in Zambia for one more year, but it will no longer be my village. My site will be replaced; it will belong to someone else. Places are always different when you leave them. My well-traveled aunt and uncle have a rule about all of the places they go to visit; they never return to a vacation spot because they don’t want their first positive experience to be tainted by a second negative one. Of course I will go back to visit my village from time to time in my third year, but it isn’t going to be the same and I know that.
Since I only have 3 months left I haven’t been doing a lot of work because things are winding down, but that has given me a lot of time to reflect on my past two years. On how incredibly far I have come in these last two years. An amazing opportunity for reflection presented itself to me last week. It is called first site visit. New volunteers are just getting into country. They come to your village fresh off the plane, fresh from America and, for the most part, completely clueless. Exactly how I was two years ago at this time.
Except now:
• I know what all of my villagers are saying to me…and it is not because they are speaking to me in English. They are talking to me in Nyanja, and I am talking back, and we are having a conversation…IN NYANJA. Its actually pretty cool.
• I know that when you are in the middle of the bush there is nowhere for approx. 180K where you can exchange American dollars for Zambian kwacha
• I know how far 180K is in comparison to miles.
• I know how to piss in a hole in the ground without pissing on myself
• I know how to kill a chicken
• I know how to not completely panic and scream when a fucking black mamba snake is slithering its way into your hut…two nights in a row.
• I know how to light charcoal. (Fact, I knew how to do that in America, but it turns out that not everyone from America does)
• I know how to bathe out of a bucket, and come out really clean.
• I know how to clean all of my clothes using less than 20L of water.
• I can carry 20L of water on my head for far longer than the PC medical staff would ever care to know about.
• I am no longer ashamed of telling complete strangers about my bowel movements or that I piss in a bucket every night.
• And…the biggest lesson of all was realizing that it is possible to not loose my cool after my boyfriend and I decide to pay for a cab out of my village instead of biking the 18 hilly kilometers to town; only for him to realize that he left his wallet, passport and all other forms of important personal documents in my hut halfway to town leaving me to bike back to my hut, alone, while he enjoys the cab ride in, and then I bike the 18 hilly kilometers back into town…alone. Don’t worry though ladies, he had pizza and a Pepsi waiting for me when I arrived with all of his belongings. He is a good man
I say that is the biggest lesson of all because I felt like that was the true test of how far I’d come in the past 24 months. I know that 24 months ago after a weekend of pretty much babysitting four grown men in my village, all fresh from America and more clueless than most men are in general (humorous sarcasm intended), that would have totally been the last straw. Instead of loosing my cool at the thought of biking that wet, sandy and hilly path unnecessarily I took it as an awesome opportunity to be alone and think about all of bullets mentioned above, and many more.
Two years alone will do that to a girl. Two years alone makes you really appreciate every little thing. I am so excited for my third year extension. I really am. I am excited that I get to stay in Zambia for a third year, but I am going to miss the solitude of the village.
All good things must come to an end.
There is a season turn, turn, turn.
A change is gonna come…
February 20, 2012
The Shit I Go Through
I knew that this day was coming. I didn’t actually know how I would go about it when it actually came about.
You see I woke up just like any other morning. Waiting for the call of nature to pull me out from under the little cube of safety that my mosquito net casts. I like to pretend it is like Harry Potters Invisibility Cloak, when I am safely tucked in nothing can get me, no bugs, no spiders, no mice and no snakes. I’m not even really there.
Anyway, before sitting down for my morning piss on my in hut pee bucket, (yes it is exactly what it sounds like, complete with a lid) I spotted it. The MIF kit. This cardboard cylinder that has all of the power in the world to completely suck you dry of any self: worth, respect and esteem you had going for you. Enclosed in this cardboard cylinder with a metal lid are two test tubes with a red “fill line” and formaldehyde within, a few popsicle sticks
Allow me to explain. While I don’t have a clue what the acronym MIF stands for I know enough to tell you all you need to know. The MIF kit, in short, requires you to peruse, so to speak, through your own shit. Three different shit samples, from three different days. You have to shit into/onto something. Some suggested surfaces and or containers were: a plastic bag, empty butter or margarine containers, a plastic bag, or just a piece of cardboard. The list was quite extensive actually. And if “perusing” didn’t knock you down enough notches you then have to use an enclosed popsicle stick, (in the medical world I am sure they are used for something more important, which means they have a much more intellectual title) or the spoon attacked to the lid of an also enclosed test tube to fill up the aforementioned test tube, to the fill line, with your own fecal matter.
Ah, but wait, I am getting ahead of myself. There are also instructions on how you need to, um, sort through, this fecal matter depending on the consistency of it, which is something you of course need to determine on your own. You do however have four choices: Solid, Soft, Loose, and Watery. All four of these words are placed in between a checkbox where you can tick it off your choice on one side, and a little picture on the other. The picture reminded me of the circles that used to be on the title page of standardized testing packets telling you how to properly fill in the circle.
You’re probably currently asking yourself why the hell I had to do this. Well, this is what you have to go through to properly exit Peace Corps and or extend for a third year. This is just one of the many medical checks you have to go through. They can’t send you back to country with some parasite that they missed that would kill you and then land them on some episode of Maury Povich. All of the other ones are what you would expect. Standard Blood work, STD/STI/HIV tests, eye exams, breast exams and the ever-anticipated pap smear.
So with the MIF kit staring at me I decided to leave my hut and go relieve myself. Number one. In my pit latrine, not a bucket. On my way back in my kids asked him they could play with the football that my brother brought with him on his visit. Then I emptied my pee bucket from the night before. And tipped it upside down to dry outside my house. The MIF kit very clearly states that NO URINE should mingle with your fecal matter. Then at 6:30, pretty much right on time, I felt it.
Don’t worry, I came to the realization that using the pee bucket would mean that I would have to clean it, so I opted for an empty plastic bag that I could easily dispose of. I won’t explain how it all happened, looking back on that first day it seems too intimate of a moment to share with the world now. Me fighting my dog off, before finally locking her out of the hut, and then yelling at my kids, in English so they wouldn’t understand, as they squealed in delight “You have no idea the shit I have to go through so you can play with that damn football.” They probably thought that I was “singing” along to Celine Dion again.
I had to do it two more times, only being comforted by the fact that at least I wasn’t the person that had to, er, process all of these samples from everyone in my intake, all 30 of us….times 3.
In the end, I’d probably have done it everyday for 2 years if I had to. But talk to me next year when I have to do it to leave the country, because even now the thought of going through all of that again is a bit exhausting.
You see I woke up just like any other morning. Waiting for the call of nature to pull me out from under the little cube of safety that my mosquito net casts. I like to pretend it is like Harry Potters Invisibility Cloak, when I am safely tucked in nothing can get me, no bugs, no spiders, no mice and no snakes. I’m not even really there.
Anyway, before sitting down for my morning piss on my in hut pee bucket, (yes it is exactly what it sounds like, complete with a lid) I spotted it. The MIF kit. This cardboard cylinder that has all of the power in the world to completely suck you dry of any self: worth, respect and esteem you had going for you. Enclosed in this cardboard cylinder with a metal lid are two test tubes with a red “fill line” and formaldehyde within, a few popsicle sticks
Allow me to explain. While I don’t have a clue what the acronym MIF stands for I know enough to tell you all you need to know. The MIF kit, in short, requires you to peruse, so to speak, through your own shit. Three different shit samples, from three different days. You have to shit into/onto something. Some suggested surfaces and or containers were: a plastic bag, empty butter or margarine containers, a plastic bag, or just a piece of cardboard. The list was quite extensive actually. And if “perusing” didn’t knock you down enough notches you then have to use an enclosed popsicle stick, (in the medical world I am sure they are used for something more important, which means they have a much more intellectual title) or the spoon attacked to the lid of an also enclosed test tube to fill up the aforementioned test tube, to the fill line, with your own fecal matter.
Ah, but wait, I am getting ahead of myself. There are also instructions on how you need to, um, sort through, this fecal matter depending on the consistency of it, which is something you of course need to determine on your own. You do however have four choices: Solid, Soft, Loose, and Watery. All four of these words are placed in between a checkbox where you can tick it off your choice on one side, and a little picture on the other. The picture reminded me of the circles that used to be on the title page of standardized testing packets telling you how to properly fill in the circle.
You’re probably currently asking yourself why the hell I had to do this. Well, this is what you have to go through to properly exit Peace Corps and or extend for a third year. This is just one of the many medical checks you have to go through. They can’t send you back to country with some parasite that they missed that would kill you and then land them on some episode of Maury Povich. All of the other ones are what you would expect. Standard Blood work, STD/STI/HIV tests, eye exams, breast exams and the ever-anticipated pap smear.
So with the MIF kit staring at me I decided to leave my hut and go relieve myself. Number one. In my pit latrine, not a bucket. On my way back in my kids asked him they could play with the football that my brother brought with him on his visit. Then I emptied my pee bucket from the night before. And tipped it upside down to dry outside my house. The MIF kit very clearly states that NO URINE should mingle with your fecal matter. Then at 6:30, pretty much right on time, I felt it.
Don’t worry, I came to the realization that using the pee bucket would mean that I would have to clean it, so I opted for an empty plastic bag that I could easily dispose of. I won’t explain how it all happened, looking back on that first day it seems too intimate of a moment to share with the world now. Me fighting my dog off, before finally locking her out of the hut, and then yelling at my kids, in English so they wouldn’t understand, as they squealed in delight “You have no idea the shit I have to go through so you can play with that damn football.” They probably thought that I was “singing” along to Celine Dion again.
I had to do it two more times, only being comforted by the fact that at least I wasn’t the person that had to, er, process all of these samples from everyone in my intake, all 30 of us….times 3.
In the end, I’d probably have done it everyday for 2 years if I had to. But talk to me next year when I have to do it to leave the country, because even now the thought of going through all of that again is a bit exhausting.
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